Ah, POG (or should I say PIG) I can smell your desperation!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Looks like King Kaz struck a nerve!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you or your fellow 360 "gammers"!
Begone, I say!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The Xbot PIGS think they can get away with their OVERWHELMING ARROGANCE of last year. The shoe is on the other foot and they can't handle it! Those WEAK BLOATED IMBECILES! The SWINE COWARDS had better get used to it!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
*Insert RROD joke*
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
What have you done to EARN the right to play it?
Surely Halo and Gears of War and Halo and Gears of War and Halo and Gears of War is enough to keep you GREEDY HOGS busy?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
But their biggest mistake- pissing off Sony! We will crush these RATS just like we did last generation!
I bet you PIGS wish it was 2007 again, don't you? Remember that? The days when you weren't COMPLETE JOKES!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
True, Mailman is certainly one of my most charismatic Sony Soldiers! Let's give him the bubbles he deserves!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
People were saying the same thing about Emperor Kutaragi's previous masterpiece- the PS2 with a built-in DVD player!
There's one thing I don't like about PlayStation domination- it's always so predictable!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Who does this ARROGANT PIG think he is? He thinks he can undermine Lord Stringer's vctory?
I shall send a squad of Elite Sony Soldiers to dispose of this BUMBLING IMBECILE!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Ah yes, it's the sound of the............Nazisoft Defence Force!!!!!!!
Be careful, Sony Soldiers, the stampede is coming to defend their poorly
built defect!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You mean those DUNG eating Xbot FOOLS are actually comparing this BLAND SEWAGE to Resistance 2???? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ever since 2008 came along, the IDIOT PIGS have become the absolute joke of the gaming industry! They are mere shadows of their former selves! Even the Nintendouches are of a higher class than the Xbot PIGS!
Ah, these are good, nay, FANTASTIC days for the Sony Soldiers!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Not for you FILTHY PIGS though! You will have a TERRIBLE year!
Let's see, you have Gears of War 2 and.................that's it.
What will keep you SWINE occupied this year? I suppose you could eat your own DUNG like the filthy ANIMALS you are!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Looks like developers are leaving the Xbox 360 for dead!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
There's so many of them!
Sony Soldiers do not have to worry about these PATHETIC SHENANIGANS! Unlike those sick, evil, twisted, monstrous tyrants at Nazisoft, King Kaz cares about his customers!
Let's see what the PIGGISH Nazisoft Defence Force has to say about that!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Ah, you igonrant naive Xbot PIGS! Take your "console" back to the Stone Age where it belongs!
Sony Soldiers, doesn't it feel great to be proven right? Perhaps we should call a WAAAAHHHMBULANCE for these miserable SWINE!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It's like asking: "Is being kicked in the crotch better than being set on fire?"
But I suppose you Xbot SWINE are used to painfully poor quality eg. your
poorly built "console", broken online service, overrated glitchy "games", etc. Ah, King Kaz could go on.......
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
These deluded Xbot PIGS simply have nothing to play on their HAS-BEEN "console" these days!
The meat-headed SWINE must be getting bored of Halo 3 by now! Last-gen 640p graphics, laggy online play with some INSOLENT NINCOMPOOP in tin-can armor? You crazy PIGS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz has a strong dislike for this FOOL. His INCOMPETENCE has reached new heights.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Nazisoft Defence Force- GO!!!!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
That's right, Sony Soldiers! I'm giving you a better service than Xbox Dead, entirely for FREE!
You see, PIGS, unlike your tyrannical masters at Nazisoft, King Kaz doesn't like to SPIT on his customers!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!